Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Bush is a Muslim Terrorist!

Why have there been no terrorist attacks since 9/11?

Because George W. Bush is the greatest ally the terrorists could ever have!

Bush is the unwitting agent of the terrorists, destroying America from within like an insidious cancer. Imagine if the terrorists planted an undercover agent in the American presidency. How could the undercover terrorist inflict the most damage on America?

Here's a potential terrorist game plan:
  1. Destroy America's credibility, ethics and image. Do this by cheating on elections, eviscerating the constitution with domestic spying and sabotaging Habeus Corpus, condoning torture, politicising the justice department and throw in some scandals and corruption in organizations like the world bank just to make sure everyone notices.

  2. Destroy America's economic power. Do this by spending America into bankruptcy by lowering taxes while increasing spending.

  3. Neutralize America's military. Do this by attacking and permanently occupying a previously harmless muslim country, getting permanently bogged down in a pointless yet expensive war that can never be won. If the initial attack is based on claims that later turn out to be false, such as the infamous Weapons of Mass Destruction, then the military debacle can help with point #1, destroying America's credibility.

  4. Neutralize objections to theocracies. Do this by destroying America's traditional wall of separation between church and state. If America itself is a theocracy, then how can America argue against an islamic theocracy? Also, since the muslim terrorist's goal is to install islamic theocracies, a good first step is to convert secular governments into religious theocracies. Later, it will be easier to simply replace one type of theocracy with an islamic theocracy.

  5. Enhance terrorist recruitment. Do this by occupying a muslim country with no end in site torturing prisoners so that all terrorists can see the evil of the occupier.
I don't really think the terrorists are smart enough to come up with a plan like this. But maybe they are smart enough to recognize that Bush is their best ally and is unwittingly playing right into their hands. Perhaps this is why there have been no terrorist attacks since 9/11.

4 Comments:

At 5/15/2007 05:45:00 PM, Anonymous Adam said...

"Why have there been no terrorist attacks since 9/11?"

Tell that to the Anthrax killer, Smiley Face bomber, the Beltway snipers, the gunman at El Al in LA, the Chapel Hill driver and the other terrorists against America. While we're wasting our resources in Iraq, we should be re-vamping our intelligence at home.

 
At 6/25/2007 11:23:00 PM, Blogger Julian said...

just a general comment...

i noticed you once said that the middle east would be better with atheists.. the soviet union was atheist and millions of people were murdered... their atheism was a form of mysticism anyway.. they worshipped atoms

well, u ignore the fact that just as much horror and destruction comes with the combination of state and science, especially as can be seen under the nazis

special interests is destroying science and will set it back to the dark ages

 
At 6/26/2007 11:37:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 6/26/2007 04:14:00 PM, Blogger David Yang said...

Julian,

The communist link to atheism is about as real as the Christian Science link to science.

In other words, there is no link.

The communist philosophy follows the same formula as religion - simply believe because it sounds good on the surface but do not question and don't look too deep.

Could people in Stalinist Russia freely question the validity of communism? Sure, as long as they didn't mind being killed or sent to Siberia in the morning.

The point is this: communism may profess atheism but is actually much closer to religion in its methods and ideology.

 

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