Sunday, April 18, 2004

Why Does the Pope Need a Bulletproof Popemobile?

If god is powerful and the pope is close to god, as catholics believe, why does the pope have to ride in a bullet-proof popemobile?

Why don't catholics trust god to protect the pope from bullets?

Why do soldiers and people flying on airplanes bother praying to god to keep them safe if god won't even keep the pope safe?

Why doesn't everyone wonder about this? This the most amazing scam in the world! How is it possible to convince 3 billion people an invisible superhero created and controls every detail in the universe and will hear and sometimes answer the prayers of an average nobody yet isn't reliable enough to protect one of the leaders of the church?

Like Mark Twain said:
When praying for rain, it's best to check the weather forecast first.

2 Comments:

At 3/04/2005 09:10:00 PM, Blogger kahn schuss said...

Hafiz wrote a poem entitled;

I Vote for You for God

I also wish to give you my vote.
So far you're the front runner.

 
At 3/24/2005 07:07:00 PM, Blogger Dale said...

I also just had the same thought process and made a Blog entry - and wondered if anyone else had found evidence that not even the Vatican is convinced, and so I googled to your blog...

 

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